American football funny sporting quotes. Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like norman einstein. joe theismann in 2002. It turns out that joe theismann went to high school with a norman einstein, who was the class valedictorian. The people don't take baths and they don't speak english. Funny soccer quotes by ron atkinson. Ron atkinson was a famous english player and manager, and is now a well respected football pundit. But a large number of his comments have left many people puzzled at times, regarding his sanity. He has a vast collection of pretty amusing quotes, that a whole section had to be dedicated solely to him. A speech on “should parents let their children play tackle football?