I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar dirty harry with a ponytail. If america is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package. The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power. Discover popular and famous man quotes by ted nugent. More about ted nugent. View all ted nugent quotes. Theodore anthony “ted” nugent was born on december 13, 1948, in detroit, michigan, and began playing music when he was six years old; By age 14 he had formed his first band, the lourds. On the strength of their 1964 performance at the michigan state fair, the lourds were given the opportunity to open for the beau brummels and the supremes.